Monday, April 12, 2010
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered , 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
I do apologize for my absence the past two weeks - I am the planner for one of the biggest conferences my agency hosts - around 500 health department-type people for a 4-day conference. I have been doing the conference for about 12 years now, so it almost runs itself. But there are some things I have to do and they wind up being all consuming. But the conference was last week - it was very successful and now I am back to my normal life.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
OK, so yesterday morning I went out to my car to get in and go to work and this is what I found:
Monday, February 15, 2010
I am so excited to have taken part in my first One World One Heart Blog Event! The event attracted around 1100 bloggers from all over the world. This was the 4th year for this event, and I think it is a popular one. I hope so because I would love to participate in it again next year. It was so much fun traveling around, visiting so many wonderful blogs and meeting so many wonderful people. I'm worn out, but it was SO worth it!! Thanks to Lisa at A Whimsical Bohemian for organizing this event. It must be an undertaking of monumental proportions - but oh my! It was fantastic.
OK on to business at hand... The winner of the spoon bracelet is.....Britt from Stitchety Grub.
Thank you to everyone for visiting my blog, commenting (I had OVER 300), and entering my drawing. Now it will be back to regular programming!!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy! I saw that title on another blog!!! Oh wait - I know...That's because I am guest-blogging at my very good friend Julie's blog over at "47 and Starting Over" . Please click on the link back there or on her cute button to the right and read what I have to say over there.
Don't forget to register for the One World One Heart Event! It ends February 15th.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Sunday, January 31, 2010
I just felt the need to share this with you.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
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Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
I feel just like this every now and then...
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman's Answer: One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the stupid light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?