One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered , 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!
Hi! Grab a cup of coffee, a glass of wine or a margarita, sit down and spend a little time here. I just turned 50 years old and that, in itself, is one hell of a milestone. So at this point in life, I wanted to create this blog as a journal of sorts regarding the good and bad scraps that make up life. I love, love, love quilting, scrapbooking, jewelry making and all other things crafty. I also love animals and have a herd of cats & dogs. So, I am hoping that we can share some thoughts, stories, experiences and projects along the way and have some fun doing it.
4 comments:
Love it,She got him where it hurts didn't she? Thanks LeAnn,I needed a good laugh this Monday morning. Hope you have a great week.
That is so funny!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, thank you for the laugh!! It's after 4:30...which means the natives have turned into barbarians...and I needed the laugh. ;-)
Ahahahahahahahahah. Love that!
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