Ugh!! It's Monday and time to go back to work. But you may want to consider this alert from the Centers for Disease Control!!
CDC Alert - Work
THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL HAS ISSUED A MEDICAL ALERT ABOUT A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS VIRUS THAT IS TRANSMITTED ORALLY, BY HAND, AND EVEN ELECTRONICALLY.
THIS VIRUS IS CALLED WEARY OVERLOAD RECREATIONAL KILLER (WORK). IF YOU RECEIVE WORK FROM YOUR BOSS, ANY OF YOUR CO-WORKERS, OR ANYONE ELSE VIA ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER-DO NOT TOUCH IT. THIS VIRUS WILL WIPE OUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE COMPLETELY.
IF YOU SHOULD BE EXPOSED TO WORK YOU SHOULD IMMEDIATELY LEAVE THE PREMISES. TAKE TWO GOOD FRIENDS TO THE NEAREST GROCERY STORE AND PURCHASE ONE OR BOTH OF THE ANTIDOTES-WORK ISOLATING NEUTRALIZER EXTRACT (WINE) AND BOTHERSOME EMPLOYER ELIMINATION REBOOTER (BEER). TAKE THE ANTIDOTE REPEATEDLY UNTIL WORK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY ELIMINATED FROM YOUR SYSTEM.
